Alright, so we're going to try something a little different for us. We'll periodically pull a car-related photo from the news, and ask you to come up with captions to fit the image in 'Comments.' Prizes? Ahh, we wouldn't dare corrupt the artistic process with something so materialistic-- our readers are too smart for that, and would see right through us.
Take your best shot. We'll even start you off with one...
"On second thought, Walter mused... perhaps retrofitting Ethel's Pontiac with a honeycomb grille wasn't the best of plans."
[Source: The Advance Leader]












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Brian @ Jun 9th 2006 12:32PM
Here we see a GM employee rebadging the Pontiac Sunfire into the Saturn BEE-line.
Mark F @ Jun 9th 2006 12:34PM
must be a spy shot of Pontiac's version of the Scion bB.
Paul C. @ Jun 9th 2006 12:35PM
Jethro decided the current market of car alarms and anti-theft devices just weren't up to snuff for his precious Sunfire!...Enter The Bee-Keeper Anti-Theft Device (C) 2006
Robert @ Jun 9th 2006 12:38PM
When Itold my wife I wanted to get a new Beetle, I never thought she would resort to transforming my Pontiac into a Bee-tle.
Dave G @ Jun 9th 2006 12:44PM
Car for sale: It's a real honey!
Heavyfoot in NY @ Jun 9th 2006 12:45PM
Screw Carnauba, just wait and see how shiny my car is with Meguiar’s new Bees Wax..
Dane @ Jun 9th 2006 12:45PM
Consumers tired of getting stung at the pump with high gas prices have converted to honey burning engines, the sting of refueling is just a little less painful now.
FC @ Jun 9th 2006 12:47PM
"And here I was thinking it was the new muffler I put in with the 5" tip making that buzzing noise..."
Mike G @ Jun 9th 2006 12:50PM
Biology Professor Mitnick shows how flies must lay their eggs in dog shit to complete their life cycle.
retsel @ Jun 9th 2006 12:50PM
SWEET
Mike G @ Jun 9th 2006 12:51PM
Biology Professor Mitnick shows how flies must lay their eggs in dog poo to complete their life cycle.
The Count of Monte Christo @ Jun 9th 2006 12:52PM
At long last, the Pontiac Sunfire creates a buzz.
Scott @ Jun 9th 2006 12:55PM
"F*ck bees!" Dane Cook
Jason @ Jun 9th 2006 12:55PM
"Is it the anemic powerplant or the mess of bees on your hood making all that buzz? Savor the mystery."
Sean Flanagan @ Jun 9th 2006 12:56PM
Purifiers Of Nectar Think It's A Comb
Franco @ Jun 9th 2006 12:57PM
As we all know it is much cheaper to store your honey bees in a Pontiac Sunfire than one of those expensive wooden boxes the fancy beekeepers have.
jose @ Jun 9th 2006 12:59PM
the car was so ugly, even the bees had to cover it up..
Gamer90 @ Jun 9th 2006 1:00PM
Hey I should try to touch them!
CLYDE @ Jun 9th 2006 1:01PM
It still BEE a Pontiac, so it going to BEE breaking down over and over again.
Jim @ Jun 9th 2006 1:04PM
"If it was a piece of crap, it would have been covered in flies!"